Porthole Fix

2 oz Port
34 oz Lime juice
14 oz Raspberry syrup
Shake, strain over crushed ice, garnish lavishly with fresh fruit.
A half ounce of applejack or rum fortifies this nicely.
Part of my continuing catalogue of old-timey drinks that should have and may have existed but aren't (afaik) attested to anywhere.
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