The Lady Chesdin

She is a lady.
23 oz Gin, Hendrick's (must be Hendrick's)
2 t Dry vermouth, Noilly Prat (or any French vermouth)
12 t Orange bitters, Regans' orange bitters
12 t Peychaud's Bitters
12 t Bitters, Angostura
  oz Celery bitters, Bitter Truth Celery
2 cube Sugar cube
3 sli Cucumber
1 pt Onion (Red, 1.5 cm square, single layer)
1 wdg Lime
1 pt Cucumber (Spear)
Instructions
Heavily macerate three slices cucumber, two sugar cubes. Gently macerate/muddle lime and onion in same container, add remaining ingredients. Shake 15-20 seconds, pour over tumbler-full of ice, garnish with cucumber spear
History
Hot summer day, offensive golf course cart girl. The rest is cocktail history.
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