The Gods Must Be Lazy

A nod to tiki, without the effort.
1 oz Jamaican rum, Hamilton Jamaican Black
12 oz Reposado Tequila
34 oz Lime juice
34 oz Pamplemousse Rose, Giffard
12 oz Becherovka
12 t Simple syrup (Optional)
1 ds Bitters, Bittermens Xocolatl Mole
Instructions
Shake, strain, coupe.
Notes
Without the simple syrup the drink is dry and spicy but still good. I found the syrup is less about adding a lot of sweetness and more serving as the rug that ties the room together, but YMMV.
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