Perverted by Language

1 1⁄2 oz Gin (Dry or London Dry)
1⁄2 oz Sloe gin
1⁄2 oz Sweet vermouth
1⁄2 oz Cynar
1 rinse Absinthe (Rinse of glass)
1 twst Lemon peel (As garnish)
Instructions

Stir with ice, strain into a cocktail coupe pre-rinsed with absinthe, and garnish with a lemon twist (or strain into a rocks glass rinsed with absinthe, and garnish with lemon oil from a twist.)

History

I was inspired by the great combination of sloe gin and Cynar that appears in Phil Ward's Lipspin and Colin Shearn's Transatlantic Giant. I created this as a tribute to Mark E. Smith of The Fall right after he passed away, and I named it after their 1983 album.

Yields Drink
Year
2018
Authenticity
Your original creation
Creator
Frederic Yarm, Our Fathers, Allston/Boston, MA
Source reference

https://cocktailvirgin.blogspot.com/2018/02/perverted-by-language.html

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4 stars
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  • Absinthe rinse loomed large. Intriguing flavor combo underneath that.
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Tainted Love (Frederic Yarm)

1 oz Mezcal
1 oz Swedish Punsch, Kronan
1⁄2 oz Apricot liqueur, Rothman & Winter Orchard Apricot
1⁄2 oz Lime juice
1 twst Orange peel (as garnish)
Instructions

Shake, strain, garnish.

Yields Drink
Year
2015
Authenticity
Authentic recipe
Creator
Frederic Yarm
Source reference

http://cocktailvirgin.blogspot.com/2015/09/tainted-love.html

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yarm commented on 1/21/2020:

Epic! This was a fun one that I created in 2015 for Loyal Nine's Yacht Rock Sundays (Cambridge, MA) based off of an old gin drink called the Havana (it may have been apricot eau de vie since it was half the original recipe instead of apricot liqueur). This one was on that Sunday special menu off & on for that summer and later presented at Cocktail Magic in 2016 where I batched it out in a 7 gallon scale for the event. It later hit the regular menu as a tequila drink called Monopoly Money.

(the) Dumpster

1 1⁄2 oz Gin, Boodles
3⁄4 oz Maraschino Liqueur, Maraska
8 dr Anisette
6 dr Absinthe
3⁄4 oz Lime juice
4 dr Peychaud's Bitters
4 dr Bitters, Fee Brothers Orange (bitters)
Instructions

Shake all ingredients with ice and strain into a frozen couple glass.

Notes

Lots of grabbing for whatever ingredients, which seemed somewhat reasonable --- and were handy and within reach. Boodles or Bombay Sapphire. Maraska or Luxardo. Peychaud or Angostura.

History

Sitting here in nostalgia overload .......... and after much InDeCiSiOn, Demolition happened and Grandma's Trailer will soon be in (the) Dumpster.

Yields Drink
Year
2020
Authenticity
Your original creation
Creator
Carl N.
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La Mula

2 oz Gin, Bombay Sapphire
1 oz Lemon juice
3⁄4 oz Guava syrup
1⁄4 oz Campari
1 oz Ginger beer, Fever Tree
1 spg Thyme
Instructions

Shake all but the ginger beer and thyme. Double strain into a Collins glass filled with ice cubes. Add the ginger beer. Gentley swizzle. Garnish with a thyme sprig and several finger lime "caviar" pulp.

Notes

For the syrup: bring to a slow simmer 100g guava puree (Ponthier), 100g honey, 100g water & 1 vanilla bean (5 cm bean = 1 tsp extract).

Yields Drink
Year
2019
Authenticity
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Creator
Eran Shifferman
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Lombardi Trophy

2 oz Old Tom Gin, Hayman's
3⁄4 oz Bergamot syrup
1⁄2 oz Lime juice
2 ds Olive oil
1 spg Rosemary
Instructions

Shake all liquid ingredients. Double strain into an old-fashioned glass with a large ice cube. Garnish with a rosemary sprig

Notes

For the syrup: bring to a slow simmer 220g bergamot puree (Ponthier), 150g honey & 150g water. Remove heat and add 1 rosemary sprig & 1 basil sprig. Sit for 2 hours. Double strain.

Yields Drink
Year
2019
Authenticity
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Creator
Eran Shifferman, Silon bar, Tel Aviv
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Demolition

1 1⁄2 oz Pisco (Ypioca)
1 oz Gin (Ink Gin from Husk Distillers in Australia)
3⁄4 oz Triple sec
1⁄4 oz Anisette
3⁄4 oz Lime juice
1⁄2 oz Lavender syrup
Instructions

Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a frozen coupe glass.

History

Much nostalgia: the horse barns are in the dumpster and Grandma's Trailer is on the way out.

Yields Drink
Year
2020
Authenticity
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Creator
Carl N.
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The Preston-Baker

1 1⁄2 oz Gin (Preferably a London Dry)
1⁄2 oz Rhum Agricole (Blanc)
3⁄4 oz Bianco Vermouth
1⁄4 oz Crème de Banane
2 ds Orange bitters
1 twst Lemon peel (As garnish)
Instructions

Stir with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and garnish with a lemon twist.

Notes

Drink was initially made with dry vermouth (Noilly Prat), but in remaking it, blanc vermouth seemed to round out the edges better. Feel free to take that route (or split the vermouth 50:50 dry:blanc) if your palate requires a more austere dryness.

History

I was inspired by the Zemurray by Vince Lund then of French 75 that he named after "Sam the Banana Man" Zemurray, the long time king of the New Orleans banana business. I wondered if I could craft a parallel Martini riff. For a name, I made this drink a tribute to Boston fruit seller Andrew Preston & Wellfleet ship captain Lorenzo Baker who teamed up in the 1870s to start importing bananas to Boston. This ventured soon morphed into the Boston Fruit Company that later merged with Zemurray's and other tropical fruit importing ventures to form the United Fruit Company that later became Chiquita.

Yields Drink
Year
2018
Authenticity
Your original creation
Creator
Frederic Yarm, Boston, MA
Source reference

https://cocktailvirgin.blogspot.com/2018/04/the-preston-baker.html

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4 stars
(14 ratings)
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  • Fruitier Agricole recommended. Possibly up Creme de Banana as well
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subspot commented on 2/09/2020:

Nice well balanced cocktail, may need fiddling with Creme de Banane depending on the brand. (I upped to a heavy 1/4 ounce of Tempus Fugit but also used Neisson 50% abv agricole which isn't as fruity as other agricoles).

yarm commented on 2/11/2020:

This drink was formulated with Giffard's Banane as well as Beefeater, Clement Premiere Canne Rhum Agricole, Dolin Blanc, and Regan's Orange Bitters. I haven't played around with other banana liqueurs as much (I have had them in drinks -- and once both in the same since they wanted different aspects from each). Either way, the banana should be a hint of tropical.

Negroni Crusta

3⁄4 oz Gin
3⁄4 oz Sweet vermouth
3⁄4 oz Campari
1⁄4 oz Curaçao
1⁄4 oz Maraschino Liqueur
1⁄4 oz Lemon juice
1 ds Bitters, Angostura
1 twst Lemon peel (Long and wide as a garnish; orange twist is an option)
1 Sugar (Rimmed glass)
Instructions

Shake with ice, strain into a narrow cocktail glass (sub narrow wine glass or small flute) rimmed with sugar, and garnish with a long wide lemon or orange twist (lemon twist) wrapped around the interior of the glass' rim.

Notes

The citrus and liqueurs (especially the Maraschino) work to make this a bit more gentle for a Negroni-based drink.

History

For Negroni Week 2018, I was inspired by the 1852 Crusta and I adapted the Negroni to this dandy of a presentation.

Yields Drink
Year
2018
Authenticity
Your original creation
Creator
Frederic Yarm, River Bar, Somerville, MA
Source reference

https://cocktailvirgin.blogspot.com/2018/06/negroni-crusta.html

Curator rating
5 stars
Average rating
3.5 stars
(7 ratings)
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Zachary Pearson commented on 3/20/2021:

I'm drinking one of these right now and unsurprisingly, it's great. There's obviously some lovely aromatics, but there's just enough lemon to make this drift toward the pink grapefruit accord of the Jasmine. For my taste, I would up the lemon to 1/2 and omit the Maraschino, but I love Campari + lemon. Thanks Fred!  Zachary

yarm commented on 3/22/2021:

Maraschino does crazy things to Campari and the duo has tricked me before into thinking it was Aperol. I know that Maraschino is hated for some reason outside of NYC and Boston, but it has a purpose here to make the drink friendlier to citrus.

Earth & Sky

3⁄4 oz Blended rum, Denizen Merchant's Reserve
3⁄4 oz Batavia Arrack
3⁄4 oz Crème de Banane, Giffard
3⁄4 oz Palo Cortado Sherry, Lustau ("Peninsula")
1 Lime peel
Instructions

Stir, strain into old fashioned glass with a large cube or sphere or a Nick & Nora glass. Garnish with an expressed lime swath.

Notes

Part of my ongoing "4 parts, equal parts, stirred" series.

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Lambic Sour

3⁄4 oz Gin, Citadelle
3⁄4 oz Suze
3⁄4 oz Raspberry liqueur, St. George
3⁄4 oz Lemon juice
Instructions

Shake all ingredients with ice for 15 seconds, strain into coupe. Garnish with picked raspberries.

Notes

EDIT: Originally I made this with the St. George Raspberry Brandy, but after a few tweaks I swapped in gin. The St. George Raspberry Brandy has a hint of the fruit but also a whole lot of earthy flavors seemingly of the leaves, stem, etc. Combined with the Suze, it made for an earthy bitterness that was a bit much for most palettes (and even mine at times).

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2020
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