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The Joke

3⁄4 oz Gin, Beefeater
3⁄4 oz Amaro Meletti
1⁄2 oz Aromatized wine, Dubonnet Rouge
Instructions

Add all ingredients to a mixing glass, stir until is cold strain in a rock glass over a king ice cube ,garnish with orange peel

Notes

Orange,cacao and spices notes,

History

Inspired by a classic joke ...an american (bourbon) an english(gin) an italian (meletti) and a french (dubonnet) man walk in to a bar......I can tell you the joke or you can become the joke if you drinking to many

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Year
2016
Authenticity
Your original creation
Creator
Michele Maffei, Noce bar ,Toronto, Canada
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4 stars
(17 ratings)
From other users
  • Sara: "strong" — ★★★★★
  • Wants a decent gin, like Bombay or Hendricks.
  • use carpano antica in place of dubonnet and experiment with amaros
  • Boozy spicy and interesting.
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The Varnish's Milk Punch

10 Lemon (Peel 6 for oleo-saccharum, reserve for juice = 1 1/3 cups)
2 T Sugar (for oleo-saccharum)
2 q Milk (Whole)
1 3⁄4 c Simple syrup (turbinado, see note)
1 Nutmeg (grated, as garnish)
Instructions

Make an oleo-saccharum: Place the peels of 6 lemons in a glass bowl, add the sugar, muddle, then cover in plastic wrap and let sit somewhere warm for a few hours, or in the refrigerator overnight. When the oleo-saccharum is ready and you're ready to make the punch, juice all the lemons and dissolve the oleo-saccharum into the lemon juice. In a large saucepan, heat the milk until steaming, stirring constantly. Remove from the heat and add the remaining ingredients. Stir vigorously until the milk curdles and the clear liquid separates. Strain through cheesecloth and adjust for strength (with water) or sweetness (with syrup). May be served warm or cold. Grate nutmeg to garnish.

Notes

To make the turbinado syrup, dissolve a cup of turbinado sugar in 1.5 cups of hot water.

History

This is a riff on the classic Mary Rockett's Punch from Dave Wondrich's "Punch".

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Year
2013
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Creator
Max Seaman, The Varnish, Los Angeles
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Rebujito

1⁄4 oz Limoncello
1 wdg Lemon (as garnish)
Instructions

Build, stir, and serve.

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Year
2017
Authenticity
Altered recipe
Creator
Rafa García Febles, NYC.
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Grand Hotel

1 3⁄4 oz Martinique Rum, Clément VSOP
3⁄4 oz Honey syrup (1:1)
1⁄2 oz Lemon juice
1 oz Champagne
Instructions

Shake without Champagne, add Champagne, fine strain into a coupe, garnish with an edible flower.

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2017
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Altered recipe
Creator
Rafa García Febles, NYC.
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4 stars
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Laetare Fizz

1 oz Gin, St. George Botanivore
1 oz Aromatized wine, Dubonnet Rouge
1⁄2 oz Passion fruit puree
1⁄2 oz Cassis
1⁄2 oz Heavy cream
1⁄4 oz Lemon juice
5 dr Peychaud's Bitters (garnish)
Instructions

Shake all ingredients with ice until tin is frosty. Coupe. Garnish with swirled drops of Peychaud's.

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Year
2017
Authenticity
Your original creation
Creator
Heidi Schmidt
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5 stars
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  • High labor
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When Doves Fly

2 oz Gin (American gin)
1⁄2 oz Simple syrup
3⁄4 oz Lemon juice
1 twst Lemon peel
Instructions

Shake on ice, stain into chilled coupe. Garnish lemon peel.

Notes

Recipe just calls for 'American' gin, video shows Aviation brand. Recipe is still excellent with London dry gin.

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Jesse Vida, BlackTail, NYC
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Churchill

Instructions

Stir, strain, up.

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Year
1939
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Creator
Joe Gilmore, Savoy Hotel, London
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3.5 stars
(9 ratings)
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  • Good in Robins book
  • A drink caught between genres, a bit.
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noksagt commented on 3/23/2017:

Tasty; fairly "tiki", which was surprising.  A "part" is not an "ounce"; the recipe makes 2.

See the same ratio with....?more temperance?....at, e.g. http://imbibemagazine.com/churchill-manhattan-variation/

Also: many recipes I saw agreed on the Johnnie, but called for Cointreau or other triple sec rather than the Gran Marnier.


Zachary Pearson commented on 3/23/2017:

I'll adjust the number of drinks. I saw that Imbibe link and read it was a Manhattan variant, shuddered, and found another version. It's no more a Manhattan variant than a Daiquiri is a Old Fashioned variant. Thanks,  Zachary


MathMusic commented on 4/08/2017:

Not bad. I shook in a shaker since it has fresh lime juice. I made with dewars. Well balanced for a scotch cocktail.


The Velvet Smoking Jacket

Instructions

Stir on ice, strain into chilled coupe. Garnish lemon peel.

Notes

Original published online calls for shaking, much better stirred.

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The Gander, New York, NY
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  • Very boozy, but I used Devil's Own Falernum which is very different - 80 proof. Good, but I had to add a bit of simple and a couple cloves to mellow out. Will try with Taylor's Velvet Falernum.
  • This didn't really work for me. Finish reminded me of certain numbing sore-throat lozenges.
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Roycroft Cocktail

1⁄2 oz Herbal liqueur, Green Chartreuse
1⁄2 oz Bénédictine
1 sli Ginger (as garnish)
Instructions

Shake; strain; up; garnish.

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Gary Crunkleton, The Crunkleton, Chapel Hill, North Carolina (USA)
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4 stars
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  • Really interesting depth of flavor, but borderline fat for me. Next time I'd also try the recommendation of cutting the chartreuse and/or the heering and upping the rye. Still, a unique sour!
  • Pretty good. The chartreuse and lemon dominate. Rittenhouse gets a little lost. — ★★★★
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jensck commented on 3/19/2017:

Good, but the Chartreuse is a little overwhelming.

Upping the rye to 45ml and cutting the Chartreuse in half was a nice improvement.


bkemp1984 commented on 8/02/2022:

Made as a frozen drink with a bit of ginger syrup instead of the ginger garnish, a bit of simple syrup, and an little extra splash of rye, good stuff


Yankee Skipper

1 1⁄2 oz Rye
3⁄4 oz Sweet vermouth
1⁄2 oz Navy strength rum, Smith & Cross
1⁄4 oz Amer Picon
Instructions

Stir; strain; up.

History

Cocktail Virgin's adaptation of a recipe in Pioneers of Mixing at Elite Bars: 1903-1933.

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2.5 stars
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  • Made with blanc vermouth since that's what I had open--it'd be better with sweet. Amazingly smooth given how high-octane this was (made with Rittenhouse), but not particularly exceptional.
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MOJO1229 commented on 3/19/2017:

Lately, I've seen a number of libations posted by Craig E, many which intrigued me. Yankee Skipper was one; so using top shelf ingredients, I put it together. I used Bulleit rye, Vya sweet vermouth, Smith & Cross rum, and Picon Amer. What I expected and what I tasted were two different animals.

What I expected was a somewhat smooth tasting cocktail with a predominant rum taste; what I tasted was a clash of rye and rum, with no taste of the Picon Amer. Specifying the rye and sweet vermouth may help; different brands of rye and sweet vermouth have their own characteristic tastes, and may or may not blend well with Smith and Cross rum.

That leads to my next suggestion: use a smoother rum, such as a Barbados or Haiti rum. I did use an orange twist, which helped reduce the sharp, unpleasant taste of the original recipe. Perhaps I missed the boat on this one; only others can say yea or nay. As is, I rate it as 2.5, and look at the Yankee Skipper as a work in progress.