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Swedish Paralysis

2 oz Herbal liqueur, Jeppson's Malort
1 1⁄2 oz Pineapple juice
1 1⁄2 oz Orange juice
3⁄4 oz Lemon juice
1⁄2 oz Orgeat
1⁄2 oz Cinnamon syrup
5 dr Salt Solution (Or a pinch of salt (optional either way))
1 sli Pineapple (Wedge as garnish (see notes))
1 spg Mint (As garnish (see notes))
1 Cinnamon stick (As garnish (see notes))
Instructions

Whip shake, pour into a Tiki mug, fill with crushed ice, and garnish with a pineapple wedge, mint sprig, and smoldering cinnamon stick. The original garnish was an edible flower. Do not let the garnish specificity hold you back. An orange or lemon peel or wheel could be used with a cinnamon stick or other combinations.

Notes

This is the recipe that I won 3rd place in for the Boston Malört Competition in 2025 and varies slightly from my original published recipe as such: (1) the volume of Malört was increased from 1.5 to 2 oz especially since I had developed the recipe with the old Florida product and not the smoother modern Chicago one, (2) added 5 drops of 20% saline, and (3) changed the garnish from edible flower to what I had on hand which was a pineapple wedge, cinnamon stick, and mint sprig.

History

I became inspired when I was reminded of Smuggler's Cove Norwegian Paralysis. Their riff was an aquavit variation on the okelehao-based Polynesian Paralysis, and I had recently tinkered with an Italian amari (Fernet-Campari) direction in the Dolce Far Niente. To change things up, I opted for Malört as the spirit and switched the demerara syrup to cinnamon to better complement the herbal liqueur, and I dubbed this one the Swedish Paralysis. For the competition, I increased the Malört to 2 oz from 1 1/2 (it was developed with the Florida stuff which was rougher), added 5 drops of saline, and changed up the garnish from the one on the blog (see notes). The end result was 3rd place.

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Year
2019
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Creator
Frederic Yarm, Boston, MA
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Kong's Denouement

3⁄4 oz Brandy, Sainte Louise
3⁄4 oz Madeira, Broadbent Rainwater Medium Dry
1⁄4 oz Crème de Banane, Tempus Fugit
1⁄4 oz Campari
1 pn Salt
5 Cherry (dried, as garnish)
1 twst Lemon peel (expressed and discarded)
Instructions

Stir; strain; up; garnish.

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Year
2025
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Creator
Craig Eliason, Saint Paul, Minnesota (USA)
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  • Dried cherry nose, brown sugar sip, sour cherry and tart grape swallow.
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The Procession

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1 ds Mint Bitters
Instructions

Shake with ice and strain into a frozen coupe glass.

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Authenticity
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Creator
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Toe Toucher

1 1⁄2 oz Bourbon (Very Old Barton)
3⁄4 oz Orange juice
Instructions

Shake with ice and strain into a frozen coupe glass.

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2025
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Creator
Carl N.
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Misbehavin'

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Instructions

Shake with ice and strain into a frozen coupe glass.

History

Inspired by "Stormy Weather" (1943)

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Devil May Caraway

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Stir; strain; up.

Notes

Admittedly odd on paper, but I think it features the aquavit flavors well.

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Halliday

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History

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Sørensen

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3⁄4 oz Lemon juice
1 sli Cucumber peel (as garnish)
1 twst Lemon peel (as garnish)
Instructions

Muddle thick slice of cucumber in a shaker. Line a rocks glass with long peel of cucumber, and add big ice. Shake, double strain, twist.

Notes

Cool and sophisticated cucumber feature, with caraway and lemon also prominent.

History

Made for September 2025 Reddit Original Cocktail Competition: Lemon & Cucumber.
Named after Danish landscape architect Carl Theodor Sørensen.

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Retirement

1 1⁄2 oz Gin (Empress 1908 Elderflower Rose Gin)
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1 pn Sea salt (Black Volcanic Rock Salt)
Instructions

Shake with ice and strain into a frozen coupe glass.

History

July 2007: looking way way way back:
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Cattle Drive

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Shake with ice and strain into a frozen coupe glass.

History

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