Kitchen Sink
Squeeze the lemon into the glass. Pour in everything else. Add a big ice cube. Drink it while giving your husband a haircut.
Jim Beam Maple bourbon was in the cupboard, so that's what I used. If you don't have that, you might want a tiny dash of simple syrup also.
- Harvard Cocktail — Cognac, Sweet vermouth, Bitters, Club soda, Grenadine
 - Slick Watts — Bourbon, Sweet vermouth, Campari, Crème de mure, Peychaud's Bitters
 - Hot Ham Water — Bourbon, Sweet vermouth, Cynar, Bacon tincture, Black peppercorns
 - Grounds for Separation — Bourbon, Aperol, Averna, Sweet vermouth, Bitters
 - Enigma Cocktail — Whiskey, Sweet vermouth, Cherry Liqueur, Herbal liqueur, Peychaud's Bitters, Orange peel